yeah, so I’m abandoning this Tumblr. my new one is aph-romanian   yeaa…

Sooo…I was at the bath house and some girls where there so I warned them that there is a sex offender in the area and to be careful and they asked where he is…long story short, he’s staying in the same area as them. I have never seen so much fear on anyone’s faces

Hahaha fuck. My keyboard completely fucked up. Phone time

Hahaha fuck. My keyboard completely fucked up. Phone time

sleep would sure be nice…

all I wanted is sleep. it 5:47 in California. my parents blast Rush Limbaugh in the morning

wintercoffin:

adoerable:

ROCKING CHAIR OF SKELETON HELL

wintercoffin:

adoerable:

ROCKING CHAIR OF SKELETON HELL

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 - Happy Canada Day!
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owynart:

Happy Birthday, dear Canada!

commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

the fucking sign in the background has my name and this is the first time I’ve noticed in the picture what the hell

c4cti:

anime 13 year olds

actual 13 year olds

c4cti:

anime 13 year olds

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actual 13 year olds

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swirlingsherlokiflowers:

shattystrashstache:

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

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the-entire-furry-fandom:

ww-swagabond:

meta18:

osoru:

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slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

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Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

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BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

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BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

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BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

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WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

lolhellno:

lolhellno:

i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

you’re all going to jail for reblogging this

holmes-sweet-holmes:

i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

what do nudists do when they get their period

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty